Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
Find someone who brings out the best in you. Find someone that if you make a mistake you can tell and not be criticized. Find someone who is your best friend.
Every day and month wasted in a unhealthy relationship is a day keeping you from finding happiness.
You can look everyday and hope to find someone. But this person will come
Into your life when least expected. It may be someone you walk past everyday at work. But something will bring you to this person. It might be as simple as losing your wallet at work on Christmas Eve. If this person is meant for you, you will find them.
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.
[somersaults through your window] reassures u that u r not annoying me and i appreciate ur existence [kisses u on the cheek] [back flips out your window]
Bisexual: *ends up in same sex relationship*
Society: THEY WERE GAY. WHOLE TIME. YUP. JUST SCARED TO COME OUT.
bisexual: *ends up in opposite sex relationship*
Society: STRAIGHT PEOPLE JUST EXPERIMENTING. ALL OF THEM.