you are always on my mind
being homosexual or bisexual isn’t disgusting. but you know what is disgusting? when a man finds it ok for two girls to be making out or something of the sort just because it makes his dick hard, but when its two girls or, god forbid, two men that are in an actual, well-founded relationship and in love, the man finds that disturbing and immoral and wrong. now thats disgusting.
"i thought that was a funny story but apparently no one else did" a memoir
Benjamin Franklin (via dahgrape)
So true. I look around at all the dead people I work with and shudder.
The two biggest fuckin liars on television
Maybe it's not my weekend, but it's gonna be my year.
I'm so sick of watching the minutes pass as I go nowhere.
my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another
One of the best jokes from Ratatouille - wine too expensive to spit out in disgust.
my room was getting cold so i went to check if my vent was open and
i spent an hour planning this wedding and i actually shed a tear when it was over bc i remember raising both of them like they were literally just born yesterday and now they’re getting married and then my mom made me get off the game because she’s concerned for my well-being
THE GUY DIED OF OLD AGE TODAY I ACTUALLY CRIED AND MY MOM CONFISCATED THE GAME SO NO MORE SIMS FOR LIKE A WEEK
listen the secret to pulling anything off—be it red lipstick or shaving half your head or wearing something ridiculous—is to literally just fucking do the thing and immediately adopt an attitude of giving no fucks, even if you have to fake it
Yes, hi I’m under arrest.
I’d like to fuck the police.
I NEEEEED SOMEONE TO DO THIS WITH ME.
None of it seems to matter anymore